I’ve done this before on other significant birthdays (like The Queen, I have two: one for birth, and one for my blog*) and I wanted to mark today in a similar way, just for the sheer heck of it.
Yes, it’s my 38th birthday. Or my eleventh time turning 27, depending on my mood.
I wanted to use this post to shout out some major appreciation to a couple of fellow bloggers and important people in my life.
I shall do this via the medium of a fantasy dinner party. Oh yeah.
So, the guest list (which has evolved a little since my last virtual party), a mix of both IRL peeps and fantasy attendees:
Tom Hanks – Sorry, but Tom is always invited. No reason needed. In fact, he has his own front door key…
Justin Bieber – Because I’m a Belieber now and IDGAF, K?
Jillian – Not a celeb maybe but one of my greatest influences. Blog Wife, Movie Partner and fellow cat botherer (though I don’t have one at the moment). You’re the best, boo, I love you sooooo much! You can sit next to anyone you like as long as I’m on the other side…
Ilana Glazer – She’s just brilliant, you know? I’d want her to style me half way through dinner though, so we might disappear for a bit.
Hayley Margaret of A Stitch To Scratch – Or HM, as I’ve come to address her, because I’m linguistically lazy. This girl is so sweet and talented, plus just completely up my street, so she’s in. (I ❤ you, HM)
Gaga – I’m currently rocking a rather large Gaga crush so obviously that gets her an invite. I’ll just giggle whenever she speaks to me and make a fool of myself, it’s cool.
My favourite, Tatty Frankland – I honestly don’t know if I’d be able to do what I do without this peach. We sometimes have shitty, stressful days because of our shared environment, but this girl is my sunshine. Nobody is more stylish, generous or cool, tbh. (Love you, bb!).
And, I’ve just realised that there are only two men at my party. I’m cool with that but I’ve decided I’m also inviting Aziz Ansari because he’s cute and I loved Master of None. That balances things out a bit, not that it matters.
I don’t know if any of my honeys have any dietary requirements but I’m proposing a lot of food; yorkshire puddings, Indian with all the trimmings, cake and masses of sweets. Good burgers, too. Oh, and pancakes, of every conceivable shape and flavour.
Can I get a pancake bar? You know what, it’s my birthday, so the answer to that is yes.
We’ll drink mulled cider and rum, and we’ll dance to two albums on repeat: Carly Rae Jepsen’s E·mo·tion and Bieber’s Purpose (the Real Bieber will refuse to perform while he’s off-duty).
Later, when it’s time to cry in the kitchen, we’ll put on Adele’s 25 and ruminate on lost loves and all the times we’ve fucked up our liquid liner.
Basically, this will be the greatest Birthday Party of my life. My husband will obviously be there too, but he’ll no doubt excuse himself and pass out on our bed by 10pm, as usual.
This is more than just a party for me though, it’s a party for those bloggers mentioned. A Thank You For Brightening My Day, Every Day Party. A Thank You For Inspiring Me Soirée.
Thanks for being such funny fuckers, such sweethearts and such empowering friends. I hope you know what you mean to me.
Fantastic! Love you very much. You really are a fantastic writer, this was fun and a joy to read as always! Happy birthday, again, you deserver the world ❤
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Can’t wait to see you baby! Thank you. And thanks for making it extra special xoxo
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Happy, happy Birthday!
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Thanks Cathy! 😄😄😄
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I would be honoured to attend! Aw, thanks, you gave me all the warm happy feelings! I hope you had a fab day (how could you not with such epic party guests?!). Thank YOU for being so awesome, you make blogging even better (especially during unmotivated dry spells like the one I am currently stuck in).
Happy birthday lovely! Hope it rocked as much as you! 🙂 xx
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Wooooo! It was good thank you, very chill. I loved every minute xoxo
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I totally forgot to comment on this, but I love it.
Dibs on the seat next to Aziz!
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