- [Called into boss’ office for a rollicking]
Boss: What have you got to say for yourself then, Christa?
Me: *Lifts shirt to reveal ‘FUCK THE PATRIACHY’ etched across belly in black eyeliner*
Boss: …
- [In meeting]
Boss: Where are we at with that thing, Christa?
Me: *Pushes knuckles together to spell out ‘Revolution’*
Boss: No, but really
Me: *Stares*
Boss: Get out
- [Boss enters office]
Boss: Where’s Christa?
Colleague: Dunno, but she stuck that to your door with an envelope opener:
Note: WE WILL TAKE BACK ALL THE WORDS THAT WERE INVENTED TO HATE, MARGINALISE AND ALIENATE US. BITCH CUNT DYKE SLUT WHORE (MARKETING EXECUTIVE)
Boss: Not again
❤
*Covertly bookmarks for future use.*
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Haha. To be a riot grrrl, eh? ❤💋
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I am crying reading this post. Slowwwwwwwwwwwww clap.
I want “BITCH CUNT DYKE SLUT WHORE” on business cards immediately.
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I’m saving the Femme Fatale one for a more introspective time! xoxo
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