Dealing with Work the Riot Grrrl Way

• [Called into boss’ office for a rollicking]

Boss: What have you got to say for yourself then, Christa?
Me: *Lifts shirt to reveal ‘FUCK THE PATRIACHY’ etched across belly in black eyeliner*
Boss: …

• [In meeting]

Boss: Where are we at with that thing, Christa?
Me: *Pushes knuckles together to spell out ‘Revolution’*
Boss: No, but really
Me: *Stares*
Boss: Get out

• [Boss enters office]

Boss: Where’s Christa?
Colleague: Dunno, but she stuck that to your door with an envelope opener:
Note: WE WILL TAKE BACK ALL THE WORDS THAT WERE INVENTED TO HATE, MARGINALISE AND ALIENATE US. BITCH CUNT DYKE SLUT WHORE (MARKETING EXECUTIVE)
Boss: Not again

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