Just a Little Crush… Game of Thrones Edition

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The world can be a cold and frightening place at times with events making you question everything you hold dear, including your own sanity.

When life gets you like this it’s always worth taking a moment if you can and thinking about the things that bring you joy. Partners, friends and family, food and great big crushes on grubby fictional characters should do it, I’d say.

This is my guide to my Top 5 Game of Thrones (Season 6) crushes:

*FYI spoilers! Seriously, don’t read ahead if you’re not up to date on this series*


You didn’t know me back in my time. You don’t know the things I’ve done.” ~ The Hound

Sandor Clegane AKA The Hound (Rory McCann)

Okay, I’ve always had a thing about the gruff, not particularly nice Hound from day one. He’s done some heinous things in his time, including working as the short-lived bodyguard of hideous Joffrey Baratheon. However, he’s also gone some way to redeeming himself by protecting the two Stark girls in his own way, showing surprising (if brief) kindness to Arya and being so very very burly. But what was once a sort of joke crush has since developed into something far deeper for me.

Old Clegane was left for dead by the mighty Brienne of Tarth back at the end of Season 4 and that was that. Though as we’re learning, if you don’t see a character breath their last breath (and even then), you can never be sure they’re really gone. A rumour began soon afterwards that my number one thug might live to fight another day and I didn’t dare believe it. Except that I did and I never stopped hoping and dreaming that I would see his badly burnt face and chocolate brown eyes once more.

Well, I won’t go into much detail on his story line but let’s just say, he’s on this list and he’s more or less a lumberjack now, so I’m one happy girl. What happens next is anyone’s guess but when we last saw him he was waxing lyrical with the Brotherhood Without Banners and re-evaluating his life choices.

In my heart of hearts I long for a final battle between Sandor and his disgusting brother, Gregor (AKA The Mountain) somewhere in the near future. But since The Mountain became Robocop and rips spines out of bodies easier than I can open a packet of crisps, I can only imagine the outcome. The Hound I wouldn’t say is a nice man but he does have a certain moral code I can get behind – and I loves him.


Plenty of little men tried to put their swords through my heart. And there’s plenty of little skeletons buried in the woods.” ~ Tormund to Jon Snow

Tormund (Kristofer Hivju)

Let’s take a minute to appreciate the beautiful beastliness of my favourite Wildling, the excellent Tormund. Just one name, like Madonna.

Monday night’s Twitter was awash with Tormund appreciation and that’s because he’s really come through this season and has developed so much as a character from Season 3 that he’s virtually unrecognisable. One thing you’ll never be in doubt of though is that fiery head of hair and glorious beard. It means you could never lose him in a battle. He’ll be the one headbutting someone before biting their face off btw.

Tormund started this game very much against the ‘high born’ Jon Snow and was fiercely loyal to his boss and leader of the Free Folk, Mance Rayder. He remained so until the day Rayder was burnt at the stake (and subsequently put out of his misery by Snow’s arrow). Snow won him round and now the Free Folk are onside which is lucky, as those fuckers can fight. Oh, and they have a giant.

Again, who knows how much further Tormund has to go? (To my bedroom, Sir, straight ahead). All I do know is that every moment we have him here is a blessing. Also, is anyone else holding out for a Tormund/Brienne lost tryst (as above)? Yeah, me neither.


I’m going to find out who did this. I’m going to feed them to the sharks while they live.

Yara Greyjoy (Gemma Whelan)

Possibly my favourite female character, after Brienne of Tarth and fierce as fudge Lyanna Mormont, Yara is a raw human being, crazy hench warrior and captain of her own long boat. She’s also flipping amazing.

I thought for a while that Season 4 was it for this character, as her attempt to rescue her brother Theon from the torture-loving Ramsay Bolton failed dismally, though not for want of trying on her part. For sure Theon’s brainwashed Reek was dead to her and I believed we might never get to meet the Ironborn again.

Luckily I was wrong and Yara is very much finding her own groove is Season 6. Not only is she in the running to become the very first Queen of the Iron Islands (as endorsed by Theon who recognises he isn’t fit for the job), she’s also managed to escape the murderous (but quite attractive) intentions of her dickhead uncle Euron who wants to take the salt throne for himself.

Right now The Greyjoy Siblings are in Meereen, kicking it with Tyrion and Daenerys, and hopefully with the help of the Mother of Dragons, Yara will get to her rightful place. I must say this season has shown Yara in her very best light, her tough love treatment of Theon is a pleasure to watch (because the boy so needs to pull his socks up) plus, I totally want to go for a pint with her.

Don’t even get me started on the medium level flirt fest of Episode 9 between our two leading ladies. If you haven’t yet got to it, then let me tell you, you are in for a T-R-E-A-T!


You want me to have a god? Fine. King Stannis is my god. He raised me up and blessed me with his trust. He gave you a future I could never have imagined. You know how to read, you’ll be a knight some day. You think a fire-god commanded all that? It was Stannis, only Stannis.” ~ Davos Seaworth to his son, Matthos

Davos Seaworth (Liam Cunningham)

Davos is a fucking legend. I just really think he’d be the best person to have on side in a fight as proven in plenty of ruckuses so far, including the Battle of the Blackwater where his son was killed. Loyal to Stannis Baratheon to the bitter end, Davos was especially close to Baratheon’s daughter, Shireen, who taught him to read.

Sadly, he wasn’t around to stop her being sacrificed by Melisandre to the Lord of Light. You best believe if he had been things would have been very different. For now I’m enjoying his allegiance to Jon Snow and Castle Black, while his blossoming friendship with Tormund is a real pleasure to watch. Keep on keeping on, you handsome bloody bugger.


I’m guilty of a far more monstrous crime: I’m guilty of being a dwarf!” ~ Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage)

Last but by no means least, the lion of the pack, the handsome imp. What can I say about Tyrion that’s not already been said? He’s such a well rounded character, the light relief when you need him to be but he can break your heart in half in the blink of an eye.

I love his romantic heart, how kind he was towards Sansa Stark after their arranged marriage and now I’m enjoying him holding court in Meereen in the absence (not any more) of the Breaker of Chains. I love his chemistry with Lord Varys, with whom he pulls no punches in the banter stakes.

Tyrion has been a firm favourite from the start though I thought he was a goner at the Battle of Blackwater (where he acquired that gangster-looking facial scar). Thankfully he’s more resilient than that and went on to fall in love with Shae, who betrayed him in court and then in his father Tywin‘s bed (woman scorned and all that). She broke his heart into a million pieces and set in motion a chain of events that changed our darling’s life forever.

Tyrion is a force majeure and I just hope he’s there until the end as I don’t know what I’ll do otherwise. Also, he gets better looking every time I see him.


So that’s where I am with the objectification of these beloved characters. I’m not even sorry, though now I’ve played favourites they’ll all be killed brutally, probably all at the same time to teach me a lesson. George R.R. Martin doesn’t want me to be happy or comfortable.

You watching? Who’re your favourites? And what are your thoughts on this series so far? ❤

For the record I don’t condone violence against women or at all really. This is a tongue-in-cheek post celebrating flawed but wonderful characters. You know, just in case anyone asks. 

14 thoughts on “Just a Little Crush… Game of Thrones Edition

  1. My secret GOT crushes may surprise you! I like The Hound too, it’s his sheer physical presence. I have long admired the gruff loyalty of Mormont, serving Daernerys with such obvious, unrequited love. Despite his nasty case of greyscale and his formerly being a slaver, he is still a super hottie, particularly when he was fighting as a gladiator. Here’s the weird one, Lord Baelish. He makes me feel funny with his sly looks and superior mind. Who knew that low cunning (pnar pnar) could be so sexy? Xx

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    1. I love that for the most part these are unconventional crushes, the Jon Snows are all well and good but they’d never rock your world like The Hound would. I sort of understand the rugged determination of Mormont (it would also get you one step closer to being BFFs with Lianna Mormont who is an absolute hero), he’s very capable and I like that. Little Finger! He’s another one to pine over a one true love but I just cannot with him, he’s fantastic but I just can’t fancy him. And that’s alright! Thank you for sharing. When you going to post some posts?! x


  2. Game of Thrones is my favourite thing in the world! I am not a big fan of the hound but was really suprised when he came back. I have collected several pop vinyls which my favourite characters/crushes sit in one pile. Ayra Stark, Jon Snow, Daenerys, Ghost, Drogon and Tyrion. I would really like to see Arya reunite with Jon again this would be my dream scene in the entire show.

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  3. You had me at “Davos is a fucking legend”

    But seriously, I have such a crush on Littlefinger – not judgement! haha

    I am digging your blog, and you said you’re a big horror fan too! Have you ever though of writing stuff on creators.co?

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    1. Hahah he is thought isn’t he?! I don’t get the Littlefinger thing but he is such a good villain. I love horror so much, no I haven’t but shall I check it out? Thank you for reading, if you’re also a horror fiend I feel as thought we’ll rally get along… x


    2. Phew! Glad it’s not just me on the Littlefinger thing. He is my uber crush of the moment but I cannot articulate why. The way he looks at Sanza, the way he looked at her mother. That’s obviously sick puppy stuff but he is just TOO sexy 😁

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      1. Ha, he certainly has a type! Hope we get more of him before the season is out. I’m all about The Hound, he’s my number one. Something for everyone this series has! xo


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